SPYder - The Web is Messy!

From the brains which had enthralled us through the sizzling and action-packed 'Ghajini', 'Ramana', 'Kathi', 'Thuppaki', SPYder is yet another rip-roaring flick which fails to roar but literally rips us apart like Lord Narasimha tearing apart the viscerals of the Demon King!

If you ask me a forthright and outright question as to whether was it so bad, my equally direct and unequivocal answer is a straight-forward 'Yes'.

What went wrong? Before answering this question, we will see what was right in he first place as there were far too less when compared to the former.

SJ SURYAH (SJS). The one coruscating factor who really ensured that SPYder was at least going on the rails if not on the right track. Man! And Woman! He showed us all that 'Iraivi' wasn't a one-time wonder but he had the resources in him to pull off yet another mind-blasting role with finesse, flair and aplomb. Right from the first scene where he's introduced in a Scare-crow-ish mask till the climax, he was truly sadomasochistic in every spirit of the letter of the word especially prior to the interval block where he gives an astounding performance with his lips murmuring. The only sad part was that instead of focusing on his devious and diabolical exploits to the ultimate max like Heath Ledger in 'The Dark Knight', SJS is reduced to a caricature in the final action sequence just to ensure that the hero comes out on top. With a terrific character played by SJS, it's high time that the Kollywood script writers actually give us an ambiguous ending like 'The Birdman' or 'Inception' for anti-heroes like SJS who poured out his soul to give soul to the sinister and Satanic villain rather than making him a buffoon so as to give a halo over the hero's head!

Okay. Right things are over. Let's divert and concentrate our attention to the negatives. In Detail.

1) Songs - Just like 'Acham Yenbadu Madamayada', all the songs are tightly packed into the first half itself like the soldiers in Dunkirk! I don't know about Tollywood but none of the songs were even listen-worthy in Tamil. It was more of a head sore than a pleasant outing for the music director. In Tamil. The movie's pace would have been speedier had it not for the pot-holed numbers to showcase the actor's dancing talents. Confused to bits as to who gave such an appalling ear ache, I was horrified to know it was Harris Jayaraj who had given mesmerizing hits as '12B', 'Minnale', 'Lesa Lesa', 'Anniyan', 'Varanam Ayiram' etc. I'm not sure about the Telugu audience. But, SPYder's songs certainly didn't gel with the Tamil cinema goers (Read: Me).

2) Run Time - The first half was better than the second half in terms of the screen swiftness. Post interval, it was like we needed Superman to push the time forward so as not to get stuck with the visual stupidity in the name of stunts. It was never-ending like the expansion of the Universe!

3) Story & Screenplay - To merely having a social message embedded into the script before the end credits rolled up and giving crappy 150 minute of testing the patience is like dressing a cherry on top of a cake that tasted sweet but the whole cake was pathetic!  However, there were really good and intelligent moments in SPYder like the Pizza man, ambulance etc. rushing to Mahesh Babu's house when SJS was on the prowl in his house or the software analyzing the sentiment of the voice during the calls or co-coordinating with the local house wives to save the family from the clutches of SJS. Nevertheless, a few chunky moments cannot be a reasonable justification to make everyone to moan and groan in agony as to when would the film get over!

4) Mahesh Babu - Yes. Yes. He has the magnetic appeal. Fit physique. Going beyond his handsome nature, he delivers every dialogue with such a monotony and a dead pan expression that he would have given the History teachers in schools a run for their money! Whether all his movies are of this cadre or it was due to AR Murugadoss's insistence for this film, I don't know.

5) Action Sequences - The lesser said the best! Exclusive mentions to the Sonic The Hedge Hog style run by Mahesh Babu to contact his lady love for a crucial information. Einstein and Newton would have been tearing each other's heads apart to come up with special equations to explain the gigantic boulder being stopped by a puny Road Construction machine. Also, it was a really a good thing that Mahesh Babu didn't transform into a Baahubali-esque stature to throw off the massive rolling rock from the road to save the people.

So, that's it.  

Eventually, SPYder creates and casts a web that could have been slick and engaging. Unfortunately, the only engagement which the movie received in the theatres was witty comments and smashing one-liners from the viewers which were more fun than the comedy in the film. I got my money's value by constantly chirping in with my own set of wisecracks that left me with the feeling that I didn't lose my sleep and my time's worth. As the movie was coming to a close, all that was left to do was to run out of the theater like how Mahesh Babu did! 

PS:

RJ Balaji did a fantastic job in his extremely limited screen time. He was as much underused as SJS.

Sizzling Singapore - Part 4

We were supposed to play Tennis at the NUS campus on Sunday morning. I was a total amateur and learnt how to play Tennis only in my MBA campus. I wanted to whet my skills further whenever I had the opportunity. What better way to do it other than in the sprawling and acclaimed NUS campus. As luck would have it, the previous night's misadventure of sore legs and cramps made it impossible to even wake up in the morning. Still, gritting through my teeth even though my eyes were begging for some more rest, I was hard pressed for time to start and end my collateral that was to be sent to my product owner. 

I was racing against time as I had to share it with him by that afternoon. Indian Time. Banging my head against the wall and working like a maniac, it took me more than a couple and half hours to see it in top shape. Without any delay, everything was mailed. Heaving a sigh of big relief, the rest of the day went pleasantly barring a trip to the theater again as we had forgotten our camera and cap due to my painful condition. 

Having cooked ourselves a meal in the house, we immediately left to the theater to retrieve our things after proper identification. Next stop was the Casino at Marina Bay Sands and to look around the place. Time wasn't spent much there as I wasn't a gambler and adieu was said to it to window shop the mall. I was particularly awe-struck by the Ferrari showroom and my heart was racing like F1 car on seeing the red Prancing Horse up close. Catching up with another friend and his family, it was time to bid goodbye to this sparkling city and go straight to home - I meant my home in Chennai - to hear my boss's review on my work.

Much to his stunning disbelief and utter astonishment, I was back in my own sweet cubicle at exactly my usual time 9 am despite battling the dreaded jet-lag. Besides a few minor corrections, it was in shipshape condition to be presented to the client. Thanking the God for his Divine powers to enable me to accomplish everything like a Superman saving the world, this was one of the best weekends I have had in my entire life.

Looking forward to such a weekend again especially with  the Scoot Airways announcing great cuts in ticket prices. If the time permits in the future that doesn't disturb and negatively affect my work and team in the organization, I would really take another such weekend to be in the thick of the Australian Open Finals and tootle up for it in real-time and then come back to resume my work again in the office on Monday morning without fail.

My principle's pretty simple:

When you work hard, rightfully earn and smartly save, you have every right to spend your industriously earned money wisely taking into consideration to not to hurt and harm others.

                                                        X---Concluded---X

Sizzling Singapore - Part 3

Bosses always have the terrific knack to catch you off-guard and test your time-management abilities. My flight was scheduled to depart in the late hours of a good Friday night. Having completed the assigned tasks for the day and mails promptly sent, it was high time for me to rush home in the damn OMR traffic and then head to the airport. Just as I was stepping out of the cubicle, my boss called me up and asked me to send him a top-priority collateral by Sunday afternoon so that it could be reviewed by him and shared with the customer on Monday. 

You think things got spiced up here. There is more to come.

Clearing the immigration without any hassle, my friend picked me up and we traveled in the Metro and Bus to reach his house. Since my friends were there in Singapore, accommodation wasn't a big problem as I stayed in his home. After a speedy shower, it was decided that Universal Studios will be done and dusted on Saturday.  

Having had a decent lunch before boarding to Universal Studios (US), it was fascinating to be inside the Studios and exploring their zones like Shrek, Lost World etc. The parades were eye-catching and colorful as a butterfly. And the rides were extremely high on adrenaline especially the ones based on The Mummy and Transformers. Stellar thrills that will confirm to give you the chills. As the sun lessened its intensity and began to shed his rays, the crowds were also scattering like the movement of gas molecules. The queues thinned out and we had one more shot at The Mummy Ride. It was THAT freaking fabulous. The big roller coaster was closed due to maintenance and that was the only one sniffling issue which I had to carp then about the hypnotizing place.

The pyrotechnics in the night was like the sky exploded into an artist's rendition of a supernova. It was bright, vivid, dazzling and simply captivating. After that, we decided to rapidly walk all the way to the Luge and have a crack at it as well. As it was my first time ever on a Luge, I was as bad as a child would say ABC in their initial attempt.

The night wasn't over yet. It was just starting.

Cramps started to tremendously set in after our long and tedious walks around the US premises. Stepping into Marche and taking a bite into Rosti was the best thing that could have happened at that time. It was heaven. The hot cheesy potato was melting into my mouth like an ice-cream on a sweltering summer afternoon. That was the moment I realized I hadn't had any food since the lunch in the morning. I was so absorbed with US that food had taken a back seat at that time. Maybe, my mind automatically said 'No' to buy any snacks seeing the cost of the water bottle there. I don't know for sure. But, Marche is sure a place that I would recommend not to miss out particularly their Rostis.

We decided to watch Kingsman in the theater and then hit the bed at the residence. A sharp shake and loud voice was telling me that it was time to go home. I had no idea when I fell asleep but when I woke up, the movie was over. DRAT my physical tiredness. It was really good until God knows when I slept through the film. Anyways, I still saw the full flick when I had the time to see it in Chennai which kindled me to atrocious levels to not to miss out Kingsman 2.

The cramps was in no mood to relent and I couldn't even take one step further. Time trickled by and slowly yet steadily, I took some baby steps and somehow managed to get out of the theater. 

It was well-past 1. No cabs in sight except a Mercedes Taxi which was smoothly sliding to a halt near us. Not knowing when the next one would arrive, we had no other alternative but to take it as my condition was getting worse by the minute.

My hopes to finish my time bound work was also dashing to pieces as I had made plans to complete it on that night once we returned from US. Given the distressing state I was in, there was absolutely one essential thing that was done - SLEEP.

                                                            X--To be Concluded--X  

Sizzling Singapore - Part 2

What will you do if you have a tough and important deadline to meet in your workplace when you are on a quick jaunt?

Before answering this question, I am dead cert that you might be tearing your hair apart as to how Part 2 follows Part 3 or did I get my numbering wrong?

Well. Part 2 is indeed on the heels of Part 3 for the moment as a close look up on the title will suggest that the earlier blog was "Scintillating Singapore" and this is "Sizzling Singapore".

For those of you who had missed out Part 1.

When MLAs and MPs dilute away the exchequer with lakhs and lakhs of public money, my spending 15K from my own pocket for a round trip to Singapore is like buying an Audi for Maruthi's price! 

It was a killer deal from Tiger Airways that catapulted my first ever international trip. Though it was just a two-day affair, it had all the necessary constituents to make it an entertaining, exhilarating and enjoyable weekend.

2 DAY TRIP? SINGAPORE? ARE YOU NUTS? 

Yeah. I can distinctly hear your thunderous mental scream and judgement about me. All I can say is before you get to know all the facts, jumping to unnecessary and unwarranted conclusions is equivalent to sky-diving without a parachute!

How many of you has/had heard or seen people travelling to other cities by paying aplenty to catch up with their favorite clubs and matches? 

For instance, I am highly positive that you would have read or even committed yourself (if you are not from Mumbai!) when India played Sri Lanka in the finals of the WC held at Mumbai in 2011. It is equally applicable to all the sports and extravaganzas like IPL, international celebrities performing in selected cities or unique events happening in a major metro. Either you or your friends or relatives would have definitely attended them by spending a fortune to catch them in live as you deeply and fervently love the celebrated individual or the game action. 

If this is not crazy, then what I did was also not crazy. I love travelling. I have read, heard and seen about the marvels of Singapore on different mediums like books, movies etc. How is it going nuts if I merely cashed in on the hefty discount given by Tiger Airways?  

I have logically extended the quick national travels which usually people undergo as I had mentioned above to a short abroad fun trip as undertaken by me to Singapore. It makes perfect sense to me.

If Tiger Airways had availed such a discount then to New Zealand instead of Singapore, I would have instantly grabbed it with both hands. Sadly, it wasn't the case to be. And even if they had, I wouldn't have taken it as I had a sword hanging above my head of a deliverable by Sunday afternoon to my Product Owner so that the collateral was shared on Monday Morning to the client.

So, you mean to say that you finished the work?  I can still hear you cogitating this question in your head.

Read it in Part 3 (No, Not the earlier blog!) to find out how the events naturally unrolled and culminated itself to an exciting finish.

                                                             X--To be Concluded--X

Scintillating Singapore - Part 3

After a good, deep and aching sleep, the subsequent morning was spent in the Zoo and River Safari. It was yet another quite a leg-crying task to go around and look at the beasts who were lounging and basking in the sunlight as if they were the owners of the sun! The Orangutans and other kinds of monkeys were definitely more fun than a barrel of monkeys, definitely pun intended! 

There were also several shows at specified times like The Elephant Show where the gentle giants where showcasing their mammoth talent, pun intended again. An edutainment show where different animals were used to signify and emphasize the need to save the rain forests. IMHO, they were not only fun and amusing but a great learning tool for the young kids as well to practice an environment-sustaining life besides working for one's self and family. 

River Safari was a great experience where you had lots of thrills like The Amazon Ride where you had the opportunity to see exotic birds and animals on a nice boat ride. It also boasted of the different types of creatures alive and kicking in the major rivers like Nile, Ganges, Yangzte etc.  And there was the PANDAASSSSS as well. The bubbly bubbly chubby chubby balls of furs were completely endearing and absolute adorbs. Immense happiness to watch these cutsies engaging themselves in their pranks in their own world. Also, it was also the first time ever that I had seen a real Anaconda apart from the films and Discovery Channel. They were simply beautiful and having a good siesta. River Safari is a total package that ought not to be missed out during your stay in Singapore.

Evening Time was once again left to our own disposal. With one of my friend's guidance, we were able to see the Merlion in the night with the lights. It was a riveting sight especially with the blazing LEDs from the big brands in the background. It was a toss up between Singapore Flyer and Marina Bay Sands and the latter won hands down with a blazing laser spectacle in the night. The view from the top was incredible with the gusts of wind caressing your face like a loving pup's lick. The brief laser display was good but not as vibrant as the "Winds of Time". It was then time to disperse to the hotel and give the crying legs a reason to smile after a long day.

The following day was even more chock-a-block as the day included a visit to the famed Singapore Casino and Sentosa island once again. As I am not even a dabbler of a gambler, it was like sight-seeing in a big and luxurious stock market where people place their odds and bets. With expert assistance from my friend, we played a couple of games and it was time to run into Sentosa. Madame Tussauds was a class act with Modi Ji in a Namaste being the first of several acclaimed and popular celebrities looking seemingly real in wax. It was a great time for the camera to click non-stop especially when they had props and everything. But, there were stark difference from the Madame Tussauds in Hong Kong. Then, a bout of realization that it was location-specific tailor made to the appropriate customer base in the country. Nevertheless, my mom had a fantastic time as it was her first visit to it. The camera went into overdrive when we stepped into the 3D gallery. It was surreal to say the least with your imagination going wild like a stallion running on a meadow. The 3D gallery was wicked cool and definitely worth your dollar spent on it.

With a cracking lunch @ Marche and a decent shopping at China Town, we spilt over into the last day where the time was spent by going to a nearby Amman Temple and a mall which were at a stone's throw from the hotel. The time before the departure was soon arriving. Not wanting to waste our remainder of our valuable time, a very famous I-forgot-the-name-now shopping complex was close to the restaurants which sold electricals, electronics and other useful home utilities. 

With a heavy heart, it was time to depart this smashing city which should be on everyone's - at least those who like/love to travel - list as Singapore is a spectacular and relatively safer place to enjoy her natural beauty together with the architectural and creative creations that makes it a fabulous city for tourists like me. The greatest advantage which was there in Singapore was that many people spoke my mother tongue - Tamil. Also, there were no dearth of Veg food which made me to feel like I wasn't in a foreign and strange land but at home. 

I haven't visited US, UK, Russia, China or Europe or The Antipodeans. So, I cannot give an objective comment anything about them. But, what I can definitely say with certainty is that Singapore is a MUST visit place to have a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you with full satisfaction and whole fulfillment.

                                                               X--Concluded--X

Scintillating Singapore - Part 2

The Singaporean people were generous in their warmth and their ever-cheerful disposition to help out tourists was something remarkable - be it in the hotel or in the restaurants or the guides - they were a highly disciplined and a happy bunch to direct the confused tourists to the right places. To give you an example, instead of being a surly, rude and inconsiderate person, the polite and amiable guide offered us to book a cab to travel to River Safari along with the entry tickets.

Our schedule kick started with the Night Safari where the animals were discovered in the darkness and stillness of the pleasant night. A good natural way to begin the tour. The majestic highlights of Singapore were yet to be unraveled in all her glory. The surface was barely scratched.

The next day was an extremely tight-packed day with stops at Gardens by the Bay (GbtB) and the iconic Merlion - the country's symbol on the world stage. GbyB is the rara avis that one could inconceivably possible to encounter in their lives - be it the astonishing artificial cascade or the pretty flowers bedazzling the eyes - GbyB is a remarkable feat of human ingenuity that should have really tested the engineering skills when it was being built on such a grand scale with a purposeful intention to not only preserve but also conserve the scenic beauty of Singapore that rightly earned herself the moniker as "The Garden City". 

It was followed by a visit to Sentosa to happily swim, not literally!, with the sharks, jellyfishes etc. in the Aquarium complex. What was the most striking aspect of Sentosa was the "Wings of Time" laser show in the night. It was an incredible piece of showmanship using amazing effects that will definitely leave you to stop dead in your tracks and be left spell-bounded by the stunning real-time co-ordination of various elements to produce a fantastic choreography that will be etched in your brain just like the carvings in temples.

With too much to walk on that one single day, the walks weren't going to stop anytime sooner. Jurong Bird Park was on the next day's schedule. The only problem was that it was cloudy and a cloud burst was imminent any moment then. It did happen while lead to the cancellation of bird shows like Kings of the skies. Luckily, the Rain God had some mercy upon us and let us to be completely involved in The High Flyers show featuring parrots swooping through hoops and their cute antics.

The evening was entirely free. Fortunately, a couple of my friends who did their higher studies in Singapore showed us around this magnificent city. 

On that evening, a quiet and calm boat ride from Clarke Quay was good enough for the senses to deeply relax in the bright lights of the surroundings. From there, our shank's pony helped us to move around the place at ease and we reached China Town.

Unfortunately, fatigue set in before a mini shopping spree could have taken place. It was time to return to the hotel and have a much-needed forty winks.

                                                            X--To Be Concluded--X

PS:
Thanks to Google, the names of the shows and places of attraction could be easily retrieved than from memory. 

Scintillating Singapore - Part 1

It was time for Singapore. 

Hey wait. You said that your travel diaries were over. Where did The Lion City fit in your spiritual-adventure trip? 

I can hear crystal-clearly hear you loudly ruminating through my screen. When you are impatient, even a hospital patient loses their patience.

After losing my dad in my childhood, my mom sacrificed plenty of things to bring up my sister and myself up into well-ordered and responsible individuals in this world. Having slogged for more than 30 years with her sweat, blood and tears, she decided to call it quits from her professional life. What better way for me to give her a grand send-off to this wonderful woman than taking her on a well-deserved treat to Singapore. But why Singapore? Once again, Patience is the key which can unlock any Godrej Lock also!

As Genting Highlands was closed due to renovation, it didn't make sense to me to visit Malaysia by just taking photos @ KL and visiting the Murugan Temple when one of the major attractions wasn't there in the itinerary. Hence, it was an out and out Singapore Only trip for the complete duration with Makemytrip.com.

From my previous experiences, I knew that I had to utilize the full time properly during our stay there. The fantastic Makemytrip.com representative @ Nungambakkam,Chennai was kind enough to give a chock full schedule and a couple of days to explore the place with their assistance or on our own. 

Likewise, I was extremely focused that it was a pure waste of money to spend on a 4-Star or 5-Star accommodation when you're going to be out for most of the day and return to hit the sack in the night. At the same time, I also knew that if I were alone, I can stay even in a cramped or dingy place to sleep. Since my mom was also with me, a decent place to rest coupled with a walkable distance to Veg Indian restaurants was my absolute pre-requisite to the soft-spoken and friendly representative. 

Finally, she closed in on Cherryloft Serviced Apartments near Little India. A quick search on the net gave me the necessary details and reviews about our supposed residing place. I had no problems in the serviced apartments but since this trip was primarily to give my mom a memorable and an unforgettable experience, I ensured that the serviced apartment wasn't bad or even worst.

Courtesy the Makemytrip.com representative, Cherryloft was more than satisfactory when we checked into it after we landed in Singapore. Right from Komalas to Murugan Idly Shop, the restaurants were within the vicinity @ a brisk 15-20 minute walk. Yep. My pre-requisites were met.

It was time to grab a mighty slice of indelible memories from the place which was more like a Second Chennai - a second home - to me rather than an alien place where people spoke their own language that is understood exclusively to them.

                                                   

                                                               X--To be Conluded--X